Little pleasures. Good times.

I did a typical Australian activity today: I fixed the garden hose and watered the plants.

I didn’t have a garden when growing up.

Since moving to Canberra eight months ago, I’ve lived in two other share houses, and neither of them had anything more than a pathetic excuse for grasses. The first was in a fancy apartment building, on the sixth floor, overlooking the beautiful lake. But it was full of material things accumulated over its 12 years of being a shared residence. The place didn’t even have a clothesline to dry laundry. Instead, fancy as it is, it had a dryer. It even had a dishwasher that I never used. Any dream of plant-tending was out of the question unless I did it on the balcony, which was rather large, but also dusty and uninviting.

The second was an individual house. Old and creaking. Every morning, the house echoed with the wish-wash of the flushing toilet as one after the other, the three of us living there did our morning rituals. It had a decent-sized backyard that the longest-standing housemate used as a food dumping ground for possums.

And then I moved in to where I am now—a home with a large backyard and plenty of plants. And for a few days now, I’ve had the responsibility to take care of the garden. From basil and tomatoes and big unknown trees to no-water pot plants, my backyard is now full of luscious greenery. And with the summer looming, and the smoke from bushfires in New South Wales bellowing into Canberra, I’ve grown more responsible and fond of maintaining the greenery.

For the first few days, all was well. I spent 15 minutes every other day, spraying the bushes. Yesterday, however, the hose burst out from the tap when I twisted it on. After about 10 minutes of fiddling with a garden tool, I didn’t know the name of, I gave up and took up the watering can instead. What followed was the most strenuous half hour I’ve had in a while. I did not enjoy watering all those plants with a can.

I had to do something about it.

So I went to the closest supermarket today and scanned the shelves for something that looked like the malfunctioning gadget at home. It was a kind of hose connector. Within five minutes of getting home, clutching the new tool, grinning all over in my head, proud of my achievement, I was showing the plants with more gusto than I ever thought possible.

As I stood there almost dancing in the muddy leaves that clung to my feet like a child to its mother at the school gates, I felt elated. My spirits rose with the sweet smell of warm air evaporating from the wet sand, and I enjoyed every moment if that bliss.

So changeable

Australian Centre for Moving Images, Melbourne

They shine, they darken—
a face for every season;
facades and humans.

Oh, swooper

I’ve known for a long time that magpies swoop at bicyclists and pedestrians. However, only recently, when a couple of aggressive ones did swoop at me, did I realised they were just protecting their territory. Turns out, magpies swoop during the hatching season just to make sure no humans get to their eggs.

That’s understandable. Parental reflexes—a necessary instinct even, considering how inconsiderate humans can be.

Once I knew that, I learnt to maintain respectful distance. It’s been a while since, and though I still like observing magpies, I know better than to mess with them.

I’ve also become accustomed to navigating the streets without cowering, throwing anxious glances between branches every time I walk under a tree, overly-cautious about potential bird attacks.

In fact, I’d almost forgot. Until—

Today.

A tiny, harmless-looking bird flew down on me as I walked past the tree in our front garden. I didn’t linger, but from what I did notice, it looked like a hummingbird, except (thank goodness!) it had a less sharp beak. Co-incidental, I wondered, smiling to myself as I continued my morning walk around the neighbourhood.

As I returned, though, at the exact same spot, the bird came at me again. This time, my feet went auto. It was no longer a co-incidence, and I duck-jogged the little pathway to my front door.

Later, upon further investigation, I learnt to my dismay, that magpies and male ducks aren’t the only Australian birds that aggressively attack if they deem you a threat. Here’s a list, but I doubt it’s exhaustive.

The Grey Butcherbird of Australia
The Grey Butcherbird of Australia

Looks like the one out to get me is a grey butcherbird.

They’re beautiful birds, endemic to Australia. And like a lot of natural creatures that sprawl this country, grey butchers can also hurt you. Or at least scare you pretty badly.

Oh, well.


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