
Sniping away sleep,
not a shadow of remorseโ
espresso, clean shot.

Sniping away sleep,
not a shadow of remorseโ
espresso, clean shot.
“Erโ”
As a lover of both, itโs one of the biggest dilemmas I face in a gathering. Most people are either tea drinkers or coffee fanatics. I understand that. However, I come from a long history of tea estate owners and workers who used to wake up to the decadent smell of dewy tea leaves outside their windows, and who washed down their morning carbohydrates with a steaming pot of black tea. To say Iโm a tea lover is like saying the Joker is eccentric. Itโs moot.
That said, I also partly come from a society that relies on the laxative power of coffee to kickstart their day and metabolism. A hot cup of flutter coffee infused with sugar and milk is the stable beverage of a typical south Indian household.
And so when choosing one, I struggle like a mother being forced to choose between husband and child. While the former leads to the discovery of the other, the other only increases her passion for the first.
I like tea. I like coffee. And I always struggle to choose between the two.
So for a long time, I made a compromise in such a way that I give both of them equal importance in my life. Instant black coffee served as the first dregs of fuel for my engine, kicking off the day, whereas a cup of tea became my standard breakfast. Afternoons were dedicated to either lemon tea or black filtered coffee, depending on the weather, while the other one became my regular dinnertime beverage. Some days lemon tea went with lunch and some days with dinner. Either way, I was sure to get enough of both in a day.
Then I went to Melbourne for the first time, the coffee capital of Australia. It offered me some of the best-tasting coffees Iโve had in my life. Not to mention affordable, even in the central business district (CBD). However, that wasnโt the most noteworthy thing about Melbourne. Aside from the impeccable coffee, I discovered a strange thing called dirty chai.

One of my American colleagues (who was visiting Australia) introduced me to the miracle that is the dirty chai. I had no idea that you could mix tea and coffee and end up with a concoction so addictive and mesmerising that itโs unbelievable itโs not more prevalent.
Yet, there it wasโa simple brew of stewed tea leaves and a shot of espresso, melded to create a beverage that not only thrills the tastebuds but also satisfies, satiates, the penduluming soul of the tea-coffee lover.
Itโs one of the many reasons to love Melbourne. It has such good coffee that it transforms a plain chai into a dirty chai that youโd love to cuddle between your palms, taking in one of the worldโs best fusion creations.

Iโve already written about my experiences with Australian prices. When I first arrived, I spent hours walking down supermarket aisles, monitoring, comparing in my head, how much each product costs in various stores.
Although itโs waned over the last few months, the habit has stayed with me.
Thatโs why when I heard a small cup of flat white with almond milk and an extra shot costs $5.20, I had a hard time masking my bitch face. I swallowed the anger that rose to my lips and smiled instead. Thank you for such unfairness.
$5.20 isnโt a lot of money, I admit. But itโs still a lot for a not-so-great coffee in a not-so-big-enough cup. And yet, Iโve noticed that itโs the standard in most places in Canberra.
Imagine my surprise when I arrived in Melbourne.
For $4.50, I got a much bigger cup of more satisfying coffee. And I fell in love with Melbourne. Well, not just because of the coffee, but it sure helped.
That said, even in Melbourne, alternative milks and extra shots of espresso cost an additional 50 cents each. Some places dare go even further and charge anything between 80 cents and a dollar.
And thatโs on top of the standard price of a coffee.
I couldnโt comprehend the reasoning behind it. I donโt even think there is a reasoning. Of course, almond milk is more expensive than regular cowโs milk, but that doesnโt justify charging extra over a commodity I didnโt ask for.
I could, for the sake of an argument, dissect the price points of each element that goes into a flat white and evaluate the fairness of the price. But thatโll get me nowhere.
So I chose to rant here instead.
In all honesty though, this elevated coffee prices has made me appreciate it more than ever. Now getting a coffee outside is special. Itโs not the kind of pick-me-up you associate with takeaway cups and Hollywood heroins in a rush. Coffee means proper coffee, and that means treating it with the respect it deservesโsavouring every sip as it travels down my throat.
Have you ever washed a coffee plunger?
The jug is the easy part. The filter, however, is a wet mess of clingy dregs thatโve made their way into the tiniest of pores, overstaying their welcome like guests whoโd muddied your carpets, whoโd forgotten what cleanup meant, or how to spot the puddles of molten wax on your table cloth.
Like the soothing trickle of coffee embalming sanity on dry days, the aftermath of coffee also stays with you. Look at that filter. Really. Look at it, the triangular spaces of mesh running underneath the metal that holds it together. See the spring around it and the leftovers of your medium, double-roasted finely ground comforter. Good luck rinsing it out.
Then flip the filter over, and raise eyebrows at the stains, the tell tale signs of your addiction. Scrub it, harder and harder, and youโll wish you hadnโt clipped your nails that morning. And when youโre done, when the lemony foam washes away in the steaming water foaming your glasses, youโll see, like a curious case of cavities on clean teeth, that stains remain.
Honey, you are coffee to me.
This piece was published in the Elephants Never magazine. One of the rare occasions in which someplace other than my own blog houses my ramblings. Check out out here: https://elephantsnever.com/to-me-you-are/
Precise catering
from one heart to another
the love for caffeine